Updated deps and brought in relative-date module b/c it kept getting updated to a version that does not exist

modules/relative-date.js

@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+"use strict";
+
+
+
+//  P R O G R A M
+
+const relativeDate = (function (undefined) {
+  const SECOND = 1000;
+  const MINUTE = 60 * SECOND;
+  const HOUR = 60 * MINUTE;
+  const DAY = 24 * HOUR;
+  const WEEK = 7 * DAY;
+  const YEAR = DAY * 365;
+  const MONTH = YEAR / 12;
+
+  const formats = [
+    [ 0.7 * MINUTE, "just now" ],
+    [ 1.5 * MINUTE, "a minute ago" ],
+    [ 60 * MINUTE, "minutes ago", MINUTE ],
+    [ 1.5 * HOUR, "an hour ago" ],
+    [ DAY, "hours ago", HOUR ],
+    [ 2 * DAY, "yesterday" ],
+    [ 7 * DAY, "days ago", DAY ],
+    [ 1.5 * WEEK, "a week ago" ],
+    [ MONTH, "weeks ago", WEEK ],
+    [ 1.5 * MONTH, "a month ago" ],
+    [ YEAR, "months ago", MONTH ],
+    [ 1.5 * YEAR, "a year ago" ],
+    [ Number.MAX_VALUE, "years ago", YEAR ]
+  ];
+
+  function relativeDate(input, reference) {
+    !reference && (reference = (new Date).getTime());
+    reference instanceof Date && (reference = reference.getTime());
+    input instanceof Date && (input = input.getTime());
+
+    const delta = reference - input;
+    const len = formats.length;
+
+    for (let i = -1; ++i < len;) {
+      const format = formats[i];
+
+      if (delta < format[0]) {
+        return format[2] === undefined ? format[1] : Math.round(delta / format[2]) + " " + format[1];
+      }
+    }
+  }
+
+  return relativeDate;
+})();
+
+
+
+//  E X P O R T
+
+if (typeof module !== "undefined" && module.exports) {
+  module.exports = exports = relativeDate;
+}

package.json

@@ -38,7 +38,6 @@
     "markdown-it-wikilinks": "^1.0.1",
     "nanohtml": "^1.2.4",
     "redis": "^2.8.0",
-    "relative-date": "^1.1.3",
     "request-promise-native": "^1.0.5",
     "slack-node": "^0.2.0",
     "socket.io": "^2.1.1",
@@ -48,12 +47,12 @@
     "babel-preset-env": "^1.7.0",
     "babel-preset-stage-2": "^6.24.1",
     "choo-devtools": "^2.5.1",
-    "nodemon": "^1.18.1",
+    "nodemon": "^1.18.2",
     "npm-run-all": "^4.1.3",
-    "sass": "^1.9.1",
+    "sass": "^1.9.2",
     "snazzy": "^7.1.1",
     "standardx": "^2.1.0",
-    "updates": "^3.2.1"
+    "updates": "^3.2.2"
   },
   "peerDependencies": {
     "request": "^2.87.0"

server.js

@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@ const fastify = require("fastify")({
 
 const octokit = require("@octokit/rest")();
 const redis = require("redis");
-const relativeDate = require("relative-date");
 const local = require("app-root-path").require;
 
 //  V A R I A B L E S
@@ -25,6 +24,7 @@ const local = require("app-root-path").require;
 const github = local("/helpers/github");
 const log = console.log; // eslint-disable-line
 const logSlackError = local("/helpers/slack");
+const relativeDate = local("/modules/relative-date");
 let client;
 
 if (typeof process.env.GITHUB_OAUTH_TOKEN !== "undefined") {